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The Elections: WHAM!! BUSH'S COCK UP OUR ASS!
November 3rd 2004, 22:01 CET by The_Joker

Bush won. Titor will have his way.
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#87 by Sgt Hulka
2004-11-04 04:14:40
Terry

Roscoe - Grand Master of the Chicken and Waffle Thing
#88 by Sgt Hulka
2004-11-04 04:32:00
Today's Darwin Award

Roscoe - Grand Master of the Chicken and Waffle Thing
#89 by Eyegore
2004-11-04 06:11:00
http://home.cfl.rr.com/eyegore/gallery.htm
Fuck you and your fucking sports talk.  Put the dick back in your mouth and shut up.
#90 by Squeaky
2004-11-04 06:12:46
This is the sports thread until a new one gets voted in. Do your democratic duty (or, failing that, one of the despotic overlords could push the topic through).

#91 by Squeaky
2004-11-04 06:12:57
honk!

#92 by yotsuya
2004-11-04 06:13:38
Eyegore-

STFU. If you're nice, we'll talk about ice skating just for you.

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes"
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#93 by Eyegore
2004-11-04 06:16:24
http://home.cfl.rr.com/eyegore/gallery.htm
#65 by Shadarr
To whom do we owe the national debt?  I heard that a large portion of it is owed to the saudis.  They are happy to give us high interest loans, and bush is happy to take them up on it.
#94 by McBain
2004-11-04 06:16:44
Eyegore, chill out man.

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
#95 by Your Friend
2004-11-04 06:37:11
So, is anyone going to start up a fantasy NHL league??

Sorry, world.  I voted for Kerry...
#96 by Shadarr
2004-11-04 06:42:20
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
This is the sports thread until a new one gets voted in.

I voted no on the sports thread.  I think it's time for a refresher on why we had sports threads to begin with.

UAC! Fuck yeah!
#97 by Shadarr
2004-11-04 06:43:58
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I would totally do an NHL fantasy league based on the season EA and Canadian Press are simulating, but nobody is running one.

UAC! Fuck yeah!
#98 by yotsuya
2004-11-04 06:53:06
I wanted to do the basketball one. I even e-mailed Chris, but he never got back to me. If it's not to late to do one, I'll join.

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes"
I wear my sunglasses at night.
#99 by Shadarr
2004-11-04 06:58:02
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Why don't you just set one up on Yahoo?  I'd do it, but I don't want to take part.  While I'm merely disinterested in baseball, I actively hate the NBA.  Everything that's wrong with pro sports is concentrated in the NBA.

UAC! Fuck yeah!
#100 by G-Man
2004-11-04 07:06:43
Fine. You guys want a sports thread? This is now the dedicated esports thread. Download this video of the CPL Winter event and get ready to be embarassed by Killcreek and Cliffyb.
#101 by Eyegore
2004-11-04 07:31:57
http://home.cfl.rr.com/eyegore/gallery.htm
Joker can you tell us more about this Titor guy?
#102 by Squeaky
2004-11-04 07:35:26
#97 Shadarr
I would totally do an NHL fantasy league based on the season EA and Canadian Press are simulating, but nobody is running one.

We could do one on the newest Canadian 'reality tv' show: Making the Cut or whatever it's called. Where they get a bunch of junior players and train them and let them show their stuff in front of scouts.

#103 by Sgt Hulka
2004-11-04 07:39:05
FYI, I'll be in the 5th row opposite the cameras on 11/15 at RAW in Indy.  I'll be the stupid looking guy.

Roscoe - Grand Master of the Chicken and Waffle Thing
#104 by m0nty
2004-11-04 08:09:06
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Hulka, but how would we pick you out of the crowd?
#105 by McBain
2004-11-04 08:09:49
get ready to be embarassed by Killcreek and Cliffyb.

Killcreek has boobies.

www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had."
#106 by Dan
2004-11-04 08:12:13
dan@froglord.com
"And stuff."
#107 by Shadarr
2004-11-04 08:42:17
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
We could do one on the newest Canadian 'reality tv' show: Making the Cut or whatever it's called. Where they get a bunch of junior players and train them and let them show their stuff in front of scouts.

I watched a bit of the first episode, and about 2 minutes of another one, and that was enough.  It's got too much reality tv crap in it.  If it was just a documentary about a hockey training camp, without any stupid excommunication rituals, I'd watch.

UAC! Fuck yeah!
#108 by Comothinon
2004-11-04 08:43:53
Bush won? "Oh shit, there goes the planet."

Apparently, it's all the rage right now to link to really crap sites, so I figure when in Rome...
#109 by Dethstryk
2004-11-04 08:59:33
jemartin@tcainternet.com
Are you supposed to be the 16-year-old girl? No, wait, you're typing better. Damnit.
#110 by Comothinon
2004-11-04 09:10:38
For a small fee, I can be anyone you like.

Apparently, it's all the rage right now to link to really crap sites, so I figure when in Rome...
#111 by LordDrucifer
2004-11-04 10:09:40
Yasta11@hotmail.com
Shadarr makes a good point. A little chlorine would help to remove teams that are useless and boring... like the redwings.

UAcomic.com
Apparently it's good..... I'm told.
#112 by LordDrucifer
2004-11-04 10:16:50
Yasta11@hotmail.com
Now for something that isn't out of the god damn thread stone age.
Reality television is a obvious white stain on the shirt of television programming.
I might have felt good to make that big white stain, but it sure as hell isn't very pleasent to look at.
I had hoped that the CBC would avoid being a part of that splooge.

UAcomic.com
Apparently it's good..... I'm told.
#113 by Shadarr
2004-11-04 10:23:15
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I hope all you of you new people are reading UAC and clicking on the ads.  And if you're going to pimp it in your sig, link it.  People are lazy.

Regarding the Red Wings, don't be silly.  The teams that should be folded are in cities that don't know shit about hockey.  Like Tampa (who realistically should be moved rather than folded, because they're too good), Florida, Nashville, Atlanta, Carolina, Annaheim and Columbus.  And if Yotsuya ever moves, I'd fold the Coyotes too.

UAC! Fuck yeah!
#114 by LordDrucifer
2004-11-04 10:38:35
Yasta11@hotmail.com
I can hardly conceive a reason as to why most of these places even bother having teams.....

......perhaps they couldn't get a basketball or football team so they decided to grab a NHL team while it was available.

[link]www.UAcomic.com[/link]
Apparently it's good..... I'm told.
#115 by Squeaky
2004-11-04 10:45:38
Sig urk!/] ahoy, captain!

#116 by Squeaky
2004-11-04 10:46:59
Nice, the guy has been registered for all of an hour, and already he's pimping UAC.

#117 by LordDrucifer
2004-11-04 10:55:40
Yasta11@hotmail.com
LWF made me aware of it long before I got here.

[url=www.UAcomic.com]
Apparently it's good..... I'm told.
#118 by LordDrucifer
2004-11-04 10:57:42
Yasta11@hotmail.com
fuck I'm a idiot..... god damn Sig.

UAcomic.com
Apparently it's good..... I'm told.
#119 by Comothinon
2004-11-04 11:19:51
It's only funny when someone else does it.

Apparently, it's all the rage right now to link to really crap sites, so I figure when in Rome...
#120 by Gunp01nt
2004-11-04 11:20:41
supersimon33@hotmail.com
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/election2004.jsp?feature=ne_election5

pre-emptive SEEN IT! but look at the filename of the image of Bush and his wife.

I've had a few dreams where Danny Glover has made a cameo appearance -always in the oddest capacities. Like, for instance, the other night Elvis Costello, Danny Glover, and my best friend from childhood were holding a jam session on an apartment building fire escape. Odd.
 -PenguinX
#121 by Shadarr
2004-11-04 11:52:53
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
You should've done a pre-emptive LEARN TO FUCKING LINK YOU IGNORANT DUTCHY.

UAC! Fuck yeah!
#122 by The_Joker
2004-11-04 12:01:28
http://www.jackinworld.com
Fucking dutch. First they shoot people randomly on the streets of amsterdam, and now they can't fucking link something.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
The American government and its supporters suck cock. See Fahrenheit 9/11 and discover the truth.
#123 by "LordDrucifer"
2004-11-04 12:18:02
Yasta11@hotmail.com
fuck your mother.
#124 by The_Joker
2004-11-04 12:42:00
http://www.jackinworld.com
CNN article:

Bush wants to Unite Country

President Bush outlined his ambitions for his second term Wednesday after securing victory in the 2004 race against Democrat Sen. John Kerry. "When we come together and work together, there is no limit to the greatness of America," he told supporters. "I'm proud to lead such an amazing country and I'm proud to lead it forward," he added.

Titor said in his postings...

"The President or "leader" in 2005 I believe tried desperately to be the next Lincoln and hold the country together but many of their policies drove a larger wedge into the Bill of Rights.

"hold the country together"

AND...

Drudge Report article:

DEMS BEGIN SIZING UP HILLARY (Clinton) FOR '08

Titor said:

"The President in 2009 was interested only in keeping his/her power base."

"his/her"

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
The American government and its supporters suck cock. See Fahrenheit 9/11 and discover the truth.
#125 by The_Joker
2004-11-04 13:02:05
http://www.jackinworld.com
#123 Learn to login, you fucking cocksucking piece of shit.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
The American government and its supporters suck cock. See Fahrenheit 9/11 and discover the truth.
#126 by Ashiran
2004-11-04 13:04:55
First they shoot people randomly on the streets of amsterdam,

The guy had both a Dutch and Maroccan passport.

*insert rant about how dual nationalities should be fucking abolished*

Nihil nequeo.
#127 by Ryslin
2004-11-04 13:26:28
(waves piece of paper)
On the gaming front(and because I am very behind in other threads)

Anyone still playing SWGS?

For that matter who is playing the WOW stress test, and is it even remotely worth it.



Carry on....

Someone get the chlorine, We have food fuckers amongst us! THE POOL WILL BE CLEANED!
#128 by The_Joker
2004-11-04 13:35:37
http://www.jackinworld.com
Timetravel possible

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

PENETRATOR: Rise of the Wang Cuming "When it's done".
The American government and its supporters suck cock. See Fahrenheit 9/11 and discover the truth.
#129 by Matt Davis
2004-11-04 14:01:23
http://looroll.com
"Bill Hicks once told a story about an American friend of his who complained about the USA. When told, "well, if you don't like it then move somewhere else" the friend's reply would be, "What? And become a victim of our foreign policy?"

#130 by Jibble
2004-11-04 14:16:36
#124 The_Joker
"The President in 2009 was interested only in keeping his/her power base."

A real time traveler would have known whether it was a male or a female.  Vague suppositions are the hallmark of bullshit predictions.

EOD.

#131 by Gunp01nt
2004-11-04 14:17:03
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Ashiran:
*insert rant about how dual nationalities should be fucking abolished*


Should be a tough call for you, are you gonna give up your Deep Sea citizenship or move out of the country?

I've had a few dreams where Danny Glover has made a cameo appearance -always in the oddest capacities. Like, for instance, the other night Elvis Costello, Danny Glover, and my best friend from childhood were holding a jam session on an apartment building fire escape. Odd.
 -PenguinX
#132 by Hugin
2004-11-04 14:26:41
lmccain@nber.org
The Democrats would be giant fools if they pushed Hilary for 08.  I want a woman president very much.  But too many people hate Hilary.
#133 by Jibble
2004-11-04 14:30:01
Moore's home page changed to a giant photo-mosaic of Bush.

#134 by m0nty
2004-11-04 14:40:35
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
The_Joker (#124):
Titor said:

"The President in 2009 was interested only in keeping his/her power base."

"his/her"

Titor's anti-neuter policy invalidates any credibility he might have had.
#135 by Jibble
2004-11-04 14:41:11
I yield the floor to m0nty's superior response.

#136 by Ashiran
2004-11-04 14:48:00
Should be a tough call for you, are you gonna give up your Deep Sea citizenship or move out of the country?

If I'm a fishman, you're a fishman.

Also, Titor is fake Joker, live with it.

Nihil nequeo.
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